pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

(via epicukulelesolo)

Notes
51117
Posted
1 hour ago
snazzapplesweet:


mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

snazzapplesweet:

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

(via epicukulelesolo)

Notes
233472
Posted
2 hours ago
appropriately-inappropriate:

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

Just in case anyone needs it.

appropriately-inappropriate:

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

Just in case anyone needs it.

(Source: creppybahl, via templarsalad)

Notes
196917
Posted
2 hours ago

writing-myself-sane:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

(Source: saansastarks, via misswigglebutt)

Notes
64482
Posted
2 hours ago

countessalyx:

Game grumps and Markiplier pole dance with Sienna. Love it! <3

(via purranosaurus)

Notes
834
Posted
2 hours ago

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right

(Source: living-in-gmajor, via hilarious-war)

Notes
350091
Posted
2 hours ago

howtotrainyour-toothless-dragon:

fuckyeahthehawkseye:

screeching-supper:

this meme was too silly for me to pass it up. Sorry
I won’t lie, I did it mostly for the Stoick pic =D

OMFG XD

I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH 

(via arcanabreak)

Notes
3152
Posted
2 hours ago

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

(Source: vine.co, via kaikaru)

Notes
9350
Posted
2 hours ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter